come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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