So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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