chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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