Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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