I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I touched a dick in church today
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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