you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
where am i from again
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
And then he peed in my hair
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