Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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