I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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