Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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