We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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