operation harelip BJ is a go
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
organizing the empties. That sober.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
