sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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