let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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