my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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