You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
