What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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