Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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