yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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