i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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