just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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