i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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