Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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