Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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