I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Randomize
