ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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