i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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