in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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