I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
