so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
