I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Randomize
