Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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