Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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