Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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