Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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