she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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