so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
