She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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