so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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