never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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