I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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