So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
We smell like vodka and hangover
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