i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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