Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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