You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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