There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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