Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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