Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I currently don't understand fingers.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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