It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just had sex on a roof
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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