Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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