so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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