no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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