Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I am spending my child support on dildos
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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