To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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