dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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