All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Randomize