U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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