he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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