Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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