Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i think i just lost a toe
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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